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The Big Blog Post

As I asked earlier… where should I begin?

I am going to use my study breaks and the time after finals are over to try to update everyone on the goings on of the semester.

I guess I should start at the beginning.

School started and I took a job offer at the Office of the Attorney General as a law clerk in the Public Integrity Division. I guess that means I must have some integrity as a person, right? I mostly work with DUI prosecution questions from prosecutors and district attorneys from around the state. The job is enjoyable and has taught me a lot about the law already. While it is not experience in a law firm, which I will someday need, it is experience with legal research and looks good on a resume. I figure no one in Indiana is going to know what the law firm of Dewey Cheatam and Howe of Jackson Mississippi does. However, people know what the Office of the Attorney General does and how government employees operate. A steady paycheck is a much nicer way thinking about the job as well.

I took Appellate Advocacy, Copyright, Sales and Leasing, Constitutional Law, and Wills and Estates this semester. Constitutional Law has already had a bear of a final and while I am glad that it is over, I want to moan and groan in the defeat that was that test. No one feels as if they did a good job… which may be a good thing. The test itself was a big bag of trick questions. Red herrings that had case names not matched up to holdings that were real or holdings that were actually the holdings of other famous cases to trip up even a student who carefully reads. It was exhausting.

Appellate Advocacy had a final big paper that was due at the beginning of October. Mine was over 50 pages long. I won’t know what I got on it until after January. Ho Hum.

So that leaves me with finals this week in Copyright, Sales and Leasing, and Wills and Estates. Wills and Estates shouldn’t be a bear as the test is pretty similar year to year and the teacher gives a rat’s ass less that the students. Sales and Leasing is taught by a younger female professor who likes to have fun in class and then kill you on a final… I am dreading that test on the UCC Article 2. Copyright is in my wheel house and I should do pretty well on it I believe. The class has been a breeze so far and that is with me only partially listening to the lecture that has only 14 students in the class. Some in Copyright seem utterly lost… but it really isn’t that tough as long as you have some basis in fact of what a tangible fixed medium is. If you figure that out… the codebook will keep you golden. Fairness factors will keep you on the right track if you get totally lost.

I am still dating Jenny and she is still traveling down here with school going on. She even got me tickets to a Packers/bears game in Chicago on the 16th. We are going to the game in the afternoon and seeing “The Book of Mormon” on stage that night. WHAT A DAY THAT WILL BE! I will write more on this later.

I have tried to keep some notes on things to write about over the semester and am going to break these posts up into smaller segments for the readership. Hope that helps.

So until I get another post out…. Stay classy.

-YJ_SL

 

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Execution Controversy

Let’s talk Troy Davis. Quite a few friends on Facebook are trying to compare the case to the Casey Anthony verdict saying that “CA can walk the streets while TD is dying. unfair.”

These cases are so wildly not similar that I won’t even credit that with a response. Your statement is awarded no points. We are all dumber for having read it and may god have mercy on your soul.

The other post I have seen tonight is, “y is killing cops different from killing other people? What makes cops special?”

I’m sorry folks. I bit the bait on this one and responded.

‎”‘Y is it that a cops.life is more important than any other human life?’ Really? Do you think that is the major issue here? The reason society holds different standards is that there is a deterrence to the killing of a cop that is necessitated so as to stem violence against those who uphold the statutes in our respective states. The guy flipping fries at mcdonalds is not held to the same standards as police officers and doesn’t uphold law or keep peace. The Police do. By killing a police officer, a person is shooting at the government itself. The real question here is matter of evidence, not the social norms we place on society in our execution of sentencing. The man was given ample time to appeal the decision. The system, as JG said, is flawed. Question the system. It is good to do that. We are called as citizens to do this.”

While my response is filled with a few holes and I wrote it hastily, I think that will give the poster something to chew on for a few minutes anyway.

If the man is innocent the system is at blame: if the man is guilty the system is at blame.

Understanding my place in law school is harder when I think about these types of things. Some day, through no action of my own, I may be forced to prosecute a defendant to the death penalty. I may be able to defend a man and successfully keep him from being executed. That is a heavy topic to think about as I read about jurisdiction and minor torts like trespass to chattles.

~YJ_SL

 

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First Day. Civ Pro and Crim.

I woke up at 6AM and proceeded to quickly roll over and try desperately to get just 15 more minutes of sleep before my alarm, set for 6:15, went off. Didn’t happen.

I had made sun tea last night, so I walked to the kitchen and poured a big glass, sat down and read the morning news on my iPhone.

Sometime around 7AM I realized I should probably go over my notes before walking into the class that has been pegged the toughest by teacher in the 1L year. Civ Pro. at my school is taught by a quick-witted man who leaves no love on the table.

When I got to school, I walked to my room and selected my seat. I am off to the left of the instructor, three rows up, all the way to the wall. Why? For one, I like to see the class-mates around me. Two, I don’t want to be a “front-row Ronny” or a “Back-row Butch.”

The instructor went over the syllabus slightly as part of the introduction and then  proceeded to call on a member of the back-row. That kid had to describe the facts of Pennoyer v. Neff. He did a fine job even with the quick striking of the talented professor. When the 50 minutes were up, not only had I learned a ton, but I seriously was wondering if I should clap or not? This guy can TEACH! I would almost pay teachers to come watch the way this guy teaches. It isn’t flowery or lovely… the guy isn’t afraid to make you looks stupid if you say something utterly dumb. He knows his stuff obviously… and asks questions Socratically that are right to the point. One of the students on the other side of the class tried to yell out an answer when the kid in the back got stuck for a moment… (We all were thinking “Oh… Shit.”) The prof didn’t stop the questioning of the back row kid but without looking at the interrupter said, “If I want your input I’ll be sure to ask for it.” He then proceeded to ask for it a moment later with questions that were obviously harder.

I came back in the afternoon to go to Criminal Law and this class couldn’t have been more different than the first class of the day. There was no assignment due the first day so we just went over the syllabus, introduced ourselves, and talked about the main components of criminal law. The teacher seems downright nice. She is very soft spoken but to the point. You can tell she is a fine litigator by the way she works the room… however her soft voice right after lunch almost makes me want to go to sleep. The course content and Socratic method will help keep me up… may add a diet coke to that as well.

Spent the whole afternoon in the library working on Torts homework and Contracts homework. Torts has us reading three cases:

Ghassemieh v Schafer,

Garrat v. Dailey,

and FISHER, v. CARROUSEL MOTOR HOTEL, INC

All are slightly interesting. Fisher… is a case that has obvious race issues present that make it much more interesting. Shows that blacks didn’t recieve much in the way of adequate representation in Texas in 1967. There were cases on the books from as early as 1923 and 1941 showing him to be the winner of the case almost without question. However, I also see the important nature of this case and actually enjoyed reading and briefing it.

Contracts had us reading the introduction to the casebook and briefing:

* Bailey v. West,
* Bolin Farms v. American Cotton Shippers Association

Won’t lie, Bolin Farms v. American Cotton may be the most dumb case ever brought through the justice system. Farmers thought they could get out of contracts that were made before the price of cotton went up which set up American Cotton to make a much larger amount of money. Who in their right mind thinks that would not stand? When two knowledgeable, competent parties enter into a contract- that contract remains valid no matter what circumstances change. It doesn’t matter if American Cotton gets a sweeter deal… the contract stands. Palm to face… duh.

I just found out that one of my profs tomorrow doesn’t allow computers. No Bueno.

Oh well…

I’m ready.

~YJ_SL

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Baseball Game And An Irish Pub

Friday night was a very good night.

The roomy and I got a ride to the baseball game from another 1L who lives about a block away from us. She was super nice and the three of us sat at the game and chit-chatted. It was scalding hot outside and because we were situated in the first row on the third base side, we got no breeze or any reprieve from the heat. Game-time temps were in the mid 90s. The paper fan on a stick that they handed out before the game made the weather slightly more comfortable but not much.

We were expecting to meet up with about five other people but we had a miscommunication and didn’t meet up until after the game was over.

The other group asked if we wanted to go to the Irish bar in our neighborhood. I knew the bar was on the corner and it was one that had a great reputation as being a law school student hang-out so we all agreed to go.

The whole group was seven men and two women. Obviously one girl had driven the roomy and myself, the other guys rode together and the other girl had driven herself. I hopped into the car with the lone girl to give her directions to the place which was situated at the end of our block. We talked the whole way and she was a lot of fun. I wish she was in my section, we got along great. I probably didn’t make a great impression looks wise being a sweaty, hot mess, but she didn’t seem to mind much. We strolled up to the place and it was packed. The band was playing hard and heavy and the beer flowed quickly. A little expensive, but all in all it was a good choice.

We all started talking and comparing backgrounds. The usual, “You had how many at your school?” and “You were greek, too? What chapter?” was shouted over the music. One of the guys we met was from Connecticut and he was relieved to find a fellow “northerner.” we spoke at length about how different things were down here than from up north. He was pleasant.

I found myself talking with the cute, pleasant girl from the car ride to the bar late into the night. She stopped after her nursed amaretto sour and complained that it was getting “So late!” a few times. The conversation kept her at the bar until two and I walked her to her car so she could drive to her apartment in the suburbs.

The girl who drove us to the game lives by herself a block behind the bar, so I walked her home after I paid my bar tab. The guy she had been talking to left and she was about to walk home by herself. I wasn’t having any of that. She seemed to have a great night herself and she thought we should all get together again soon. I don’t blame her. We all had a blast!

The roomy left early so he could get up early this morning to hit up the farmer’s market here in town. He came back with a plethora of tomatoes, hot peppers, cucumber and eggs. I hit up the grocery today for a few essentials. Milk, bread and strawberry yogurt were on my list, but a quick traipse through the meat department had me also buying a pair of butterfly pork chops that were on sale for $3.50 instead of the marked $7.87 cents. Bargain! I’ll pair that with some green peppers, onion and rice. Should be a good Saturday night meal with enough for left overs for lunch.

The G-MA, sent a letter that included the alumni magazine for my high school and a couple of newspaper clippings she thought I would enjoy. The magazine had a small blurb on me in the class notes. There was also a card saying she missed me. The woman is a saint. No doubt about it.

Hopefully the rest of the weekend goes swimmingly. We don’t get internet at the house until Aug. 14th so I’m still writing these at the library or Starbucks at least for another week.

NO #VAGABONDVERN sightings in almost a week now. I honestly think something has happened to him. My homeless hombre never deviated from his schedule… so to not see him at all is just tragic in a sense. Hopefully he will show up soon.

~YJ_SL

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Orientation Packet Picked Up

What a 24 hour whirl-wind!

Construction on my house: Finished.

Room mate moved in: Complete.

Found and bought a desk: Done.

Went to school and picked up orientation packet: Case Closed.

Got my schedule: Duh.

Orientation packet included a copy of “1L Of a Ride” which I specifically did not buy because I knew we would receive a copy. I am already 40 pages deep and I will say that the book is refreshing in some ways. The writer is Andrew J. McClurg and he is a journalist-turned-law student who went on to become a professor. Can you say, “That sounds familiar?” He has already reassured me that journalism (or any other major for that matter) doesn’t mean anything in law school. That’s a relief.

Orientation packet pick-up also included a small tour if we wanted it. The roomy and I opted for it and were taken from building to building getting tid-bits along the way. Our tour guide was perfect. He didn’t bore us with stories of what he did in this room or that. He gave us a tour that told me the questions I probably would have had the first day and would have been itching to ask someone but would have been too embarrassed.

“This is the best bathroom to drop a deuce. Why? The stall is a single that is so big you can take a few books in with you and study no problem.”

Uh, yeah. You’re probably thinking that is odd, but any 1l guy is saying to himself, “Righteous. Preach brother, preach!”

“And this is where you can get free food after the day-time meetings get done. The secretaries put it out. You could probably eat lunch for free every day if you tried hard enough.”

This is guys is becoming more of a prophet, less of a tour guide.

All in all, it was a good tour.

The room mate and myself seem to get along fine. We need to give him a name, readers. Anyone who wants to “name the roomy” can try by commenting names below. I will caution you however, I won’t be writing about him much. I find that personal relationships of this nature where that person doesn’t know he or she is being written about, shouldn’t be. It’s unethical. Most of the time, I’ll just mention that {XXX} and I went somewhere or did something together. So let’s hear those names!

I got my schedule… This will be listed as it’s own post after I get done with this one.

Found a desk. I told the lady I could be back tomorrow with the money. She seemed a bit hesitant. She wanted it out of her garage today. I think I just missed a call from her… I hope someone else didn’t steal it our from under me.

The man came and fixed all of the ceiling issues we had in the kitchen. It is nice to finally feel like I can cook again without breathing asbestos or some other cancer causing agent. So what did I do as soon as I got back full control of my kitchen? I went out and had fast food. First real fast food in a while. I had Waffle House a few days ago as some will remember… and that had been the first time since moving down here that I had eaten out. Moreover, tonight I had Taco Bell, and I hadn’t had that glorious-ness in over a month. I don’t care if it wasn’t good for me. It’s nice to eat poorly once in a while.

No #VagabondVern sightings. I think something has happened to him. It is not like him to go more than a day without seeing him. Sorry folks, we may have seen the last of the posts about him. If I see him, I’ll make sure I let you know.

I’ll post that schedule now. I know a couple of people are dying to see it.

~YJ_SL

 

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NOT HAPPENING

I watch this video about once a week and say this isn’t happening to me. I won’t let it.

 

 

Law school can begin anytime. I’m ready.

 

~YJ_SL

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#VagabondVern And The Tough Stuff

Let’s first start off with everyone’s favorite yankeejournosouthernlawyer character: #VagabondVern. I thought I heard him walk by last night screaming about a “three dollar pharmaceutical that will get you higher than any inhalant.” I was mistaken. It wasn’t him.

I saw Vern from my kitchen window while I was putting some dishes in the dishwasher. I wiped my hands and walked out to the front porch. I waved and whistled and Vern saw me from the other side of the street. He crossed at the corner and walked towards my stoop. He stood on the sidewalk and faced me as he wiped his brow. It was already hot in even this early morning hour.
“Now [Vern,] I heard somebody screaming about some drugs outside my house last night. That wouldn’t be you would it?” I asked calmly.

“Well hells no, boy. Why that musta been that damned Glen,” he replied.

“Who’s Glen?”

“Well thats a guy like me. He tall. He black. He old as hell and he be always up down this road here, boy. Why, that piece a shit be always screamin about somethin, boy.”

I believed him. I warned him to stay away from people like that or else he will get his butt arrested. He took this in stride as he stood to attention, or the best attention he could bring himself to, and saluted, “Sir, YES SIR!”

The other night sjblawgs and I were discussing (and disagreeing) on where a woman keeps her “seksi.” She said that a woman keeps most of it in her hair. With sjblawgs heading to the salon to get a new do, I figured it was partly true to a point. She claimed that Megan Fox had the sexiest (or seksi-est) hair. I’m not denying the good looks of Megan Fox, but I denied the idea that it was all hair related, and/or only Megan Fox related. She proposed we ask #VagabondVern.

I saw my chance this morning.

“[Vern] you like the girls, don’t ya?”

“I love ‘em all, boy.”

“Ok. Well, a friend and I were discussing what makes a girl sexy or not. Like if sexy-ness was a thing… where would it be?” I asked.

“That’s a rough question,” he replied. “I guess females be females because their be triflin’ snitches.”

“So, you’re saying that women are sexy because they be triflin’ snitches?” I asked disbelievingly.

“Hell No! They be triflin’ snitches cause they care about shit. Sometimes that shit don’t matter, but dey care. You know what I mean, boy?”

That is as good an answer as any I guess. Vern just likes girls that care. I honestly think anyone who cares about Vern is someone he loves but his answer made me think about what I find great in women myself. I decided to ask him who Megan Fox was. sjblawgs didn’t think he would know.

Megan Fox has been featured in Maxim Magazine and has starred in the movie Transformers.

“Is that that skinny bitch from da movie that was on da side of dat damn Burger King?”

Umm yes? I have no clue if that was her or not… maybe their kids meals were Transformers inspired or something. At this point, I’m just playing along.

“Sure, why not?” I said.

“Bitch could eat more. I aint got no home and I be eatin more than her,” he said.

With that, I thought that we had had enough questions for the day. Vern makes you think a little with almost everything he says. I didn’t ask him about it, but his shoes were missing. He did have a new pair of jeans and what looked to be fresh socks. I think if I see him tomorrow I might ask about them. I hope they didn’t get stolen or worse.

In all fairness to sjblawgs and myself, I don’t think either of us really understood the question of where a woman keeps her sexiness. In full transparency, I said it was a girl’s eyes. To me, a girl’s eyes are what set girls apart. Vern had me thinking about the real reason I liked what I liked. Sure I agree that it is important that women care, (I kinda said that to sjblawgs at some point in our conversation) but I didnt really want to go that deep. Vern not only went there, but he went there first. Interesting.

Just one more encounter with #VagabondVern, my loveable homeless friend.

~YJ_SL

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Ever-Vigilant #VagabondVern

There is a homeless man who walks past my house every day. He whistles the same tune as he walks. When I hear the lovely melody of Edison Lighthouse’s “Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes,)” I sing along in my head and have walked outside to talk to him a couple times.

If I am already outside, he always speaks with his daily dose of “news.” The first time I met him was on July 18th of this year when he told my moving buddy, “Steve” that he should, “Fuck the system. Overthrow that corrupt Governor of ours. Live life.” I wasn’t frightened of this short-statured  street-walker and his outgoing openness, even though I had never met him and did not know if he was dangerous or not. He finished his meeting with us asking “Steve” if he wanted “to go check out the underpass.” “Steve” declined.

He wears mostly the same thing: a green shirt and destroyed acid-wash jeans. He has a pair of worn trainers that are about three sizes to small. His big toe stuck out of the right shoe until Wednesday afternoon when I left him a pair of my old shoes on the front step. I wasn’t home when he came past, but he said he loved them last night and that they fit, “fine and proper.”

He always asks how I’m doing with a smile from a mouth that has three teeth or so. His wispy grey-haired balding head, shows the effects the beating sun of the south shines down on him daily. His journey usually takes him by my house around 10AM and sometime between 11 and 12PM. Twice a week, Mondays and Thursdays, he walks past in the afternoon.

His views on the world are about as steadfast as the his schedule. He hates the government, hates lawyers and hates organized religion. He loves his meth, his “freedom” and the water he drinks constantly. The guy is almost always carries a water bottle. He says it is his key to life. I don’t disagree with him there.

Last night he came by about 11PM and was whistling his usual tune. I had just finished a drink and thought to myself, “I could go say hello. Why not?”

I walked outside onto my porch and said hello. He had the usual to say and I questioned his feelings on “Congress is a bunch of sissy pieces of shit. You know that, don’ cha’ boy?” I said, “Well, they are by far the weakest branch of government… wasn’t really supposed to be that way, but that’s how it ended up.”

I apparently said the right thing. The man smiled. He clapped. For a moment, I thought he might jump for joy.

“Boy, you sure gots that right. Well, I’ll be damned… maybe there is gonna be one good lawyer.”

I am glad this guy believes in me and my journey through law school. At least one other person does.

“The Supreme Court has always had the power, boy. They took it from da other branches with that big case. That uh… uh… Marbury Madison case. You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout, boy?”

Yeah, I think a lot of people know what he was talking about. But how many homeless guys know case law? I mean sure, it is a landmark decision that established judicial review and it has probably been the basis of every 7th graders social studies class since WWII… but c’mon… this guy knew that? Now I was really intrigued. I played dumb.

“No, tell me about it,” I said coyly.

“Well, it gave them damn justices all the power. It told the pres’dint to take the sen’tors and respreset’tives dicks and shove ‘em up his ass,” he said.

I seriously wish my 7th grade social studies book gave me that definition. I would have understood the case so much better. I mean can you really disagree with how this man characterized the case? I can’t. It fits exactly what my college judicial process class taught. Maybe there is some more colorful language, but all in all it is the same.

I finished up my conversation with the man and I bid him a good night. I decided to tweet about the encounter since I hadn’t really told anyone that I had been talking to this guy. A frequent visitor to the blawg and twitter mate, sjblawgs, was intrigued and we decided that not only should he be a focus of a post, but that some sort of daily dose and hashtag was appropriate for the gentleman I talk with so often. We started throwing out names. #NomadNorman #VagrantVincent  and #HomelessHowie were some popular choices that were eventually decided against. sjblawgs had the perfect name. #VagabondVern – And it is a perfect fit.

So, I am announcing here that I will have a #VagabondVern installment on the blawg whenever something happens that is especially colorful or interesting. I can’t promise a ton, but I have hope that this will be a regular thing. If he keeps giving me history lessons then I am sure this will only grow. Keep an eye out on twitter for the #VagabondVern hashtag, as I am sure that will become very popular.

I want to give a special thank you and an “Alliteration-Alive Award” to sjblawgs. She is what made me actually post this and more importantly named my homeless friend.

I hope #VagabondVern keeps coming by. I hope my room mate doesn’t mind when he moves in next week, that I have befriended him.

~YJ_SL

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With 9 Days Until Orientation: Houston; I’ve Got A Gunner

Our school has a page designed to help 1Ls find each other roommates, or classmates easily on facebook.The page is very useful as my roommate and I found each other on the site and made our move south painless.

However, the site has people already worried about what law school is going to be like. One person posted: “AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH” to the fact that we are something like 19 days from our first class. I must be missing something.

Am I worried? I think I would be ousted as the worst liar in the world if I were to say that I was not. However, I’m much more excited than worried. In fact, worried may not be the real word to use here. “Cautious” is probably better. I’m perfectly content to take orientation and the first weeks of school as they come. Keep my head down and try to make it to Labor Day weekend with some semblance of sanity or calmness. I am a loud and outgoing person by nature, so keeping my head down will be harder than it seems for me anyways. I think buckling down 6 nights a week can make this semester a success. I figured out (a little late in college, finally) my best studying is done when I am at home locked in my room.

Forget study groups and library all nighters. Yeah, I know I am sure I will live to regret that statement. I am a library in the daytime, room at my desk in the nighttime sort of studier and worker. When I do my best writing, I am at home by myself, not in the library per say. I never thought I would say it, but after my last semester in college, I realized that I love to get up early and stay up late.

When I get up early, I am more active and alert. I eat breakfast, I read the paper and I get things done. I’m ready to do that with school as well.

So what am I spending my last 19 days doing? Well if you follow me on twitter (@YJ_SL) then you know my house is receiving some major repairs. My schedule is boring to some but I think it is the best way to get me ready for school.

MY DAY:

7AM: Up and showered/shaved. (This is an acomplishment on the shave part. I had a goatee all through college and shaved maybe every other day if the girl I was dating at the time complained too much. Now I’m clean shaven and feeling much more fit in down here in the south.)

7:30-10AM: B-fast…Reading various news outlets on my phone and reading The Chive. I tweet on my personal account and the account for the blawg constantly. I creep into the twitter lives of my friends.

10AM: Take a morning constitutional around my neighborhood. I don’t live in the best neighborhood but I like a good walk. Plus I am still getting used to my surroundings. I usually walk for an hour or so. Decent exercise (if you can call walking exercise) and it gets me out of the house and into the heat for a little while.

My Afternoon

My Afternoon

Noon: Lunch. (See Dinner)

Afternoon: Visit library, deal with repairmen, check the mailbox constantly, promote synergy, hit on Debra, get rejected, swallow sadness, send some faxes – Like A Boss!

6PM: Dinner. Making it a point to actually make something good. No PBJ for me. Also trying to eat a bit healthier since I will have less time to do that later on in the year. For me, a habit dies hard so if I can make the salad a habit… well then it will stay. And lord knows I could use more salad. Tonight I broiled a chicken breast and then cut it up, seasoned it and threw it over a salad with some italian dressing. The salad was prepackaged, but I added diced green pepper and a couple of slices of tomato. It may not be restaurant quality but it was damn tasty.

Evening: Writing, watching movies, having a drink. Movie collection is getting a work-out. I have watched: Thank You For Smoking, Shaft, Coach Carter, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Green Street Hooligans, A Few Good Men, Rules of Engagement, Beerfest, Super Troopers, The Rock, Jerry Maguire, American History X and Old School. I’m moving and grooving to say the least.

1AM: Bed.

My day is no where near as grueling as most of my days will be this fall, but at least I am getting up and doing something. I don’t want to get to used to sleeping in and sitting on my ass all day long. I mean, I’m not a slob, right? I’m not a gunner, right? I’m in the middle? Because that would be fine with me.

~YJ_SL

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Stylebook Still Stylish

The most important tool in the arsenal of a reporter is not his mind or pen; it is the AP Stylebook.

AP Stylebook

In the book lie the most important answers to usage, spelling capitalization and punctuation for a reporter or any journo for that matter. To the book, the journo is the slave; the book is its ever-present taskmaster. While some may think that characterization is too harsh, I submit that it is not. Without these rules, there would be no uniformity between papers. Even with the Stylebook there are those weird papers that still use Chicago format or some kind of quazi-mixture of the two.

My Bookcase

I was putting together my bookcase, which is filled with some of the most important books to me. I also wanted to clean out the collection and cull some of the unworthy from the collective book herd.

My case has some things one just cannot get rid of easily. If the last name of the author is well-known, it stays.

Camus- Stays.

Vonnegut- Stays.

Nietzche- Stays.

Grisham- Stays.

Shakespeare- Stays.

Whitman-Stays.

If I keep the Whitman and the Grisham, I have to keep Carl Hiaasen (my favorite) and Anthony Bourdain.

By the time I weeded may way through the books, I am down to textbooks I used a ton after classes or I couldn’t sell back to the bookstore. A theatre 101 book and a copy of the MLA Handbook seem to be two of just a few that can be gotten rid of.

This brings me back to the AP Stylebook. Should I keep it? It ruled my life; my collective writing abilities (or lack thereof) for years. How do I part ways with something that graced the right hand top corner of my desk? I sat so many Polar Pops and half eaten pieces of pizza on that thing when I couldn’t find a coaster or plate. I have memorized more than half of the book as I look up the differences in words. I even know the difference between sewage and sewerage. They cannot be used interchangeably I might add.

So here it sits next to my Black’s Law Dictionary. One is a new tome that will help me through law school similarly to the Stylebook in undergrad, but it is so different.

One is an old friend; warm and familiar. The other is more sinister; cold and distant.

I think I’ll keep the Stylebook. I think keeping it in its old spot guarding pizza and cokes is the best place for it.

No worries buddy. You’re home.

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