Waiting on class to start…
Sitting in the lobby I heard the single greatest conversation of all time.
I was sitting around three girls who are part of my little study group. I am the only male. We were talking about dreams and how they can be really vivid. D had a dream the other night that she had gotten some action by someone in our class. DS also concurred that these dreams happen. E smiled and approved. I said nothing.
D blurts, “I think half my sex dreams are lesbian sex scenes.”
DS- “Yeah I totally know what you mean. I’m not a lesbian but I have dreams like that too.
Me- (looking up to heaven and pointing while mouthing the words “Thank you. You do exist.”
I seriously can’t make this stuff up. It made my otherwise horrible day considerably brighter.